What’s that? It’s Monday? That must mean another half hour of two twats in wigs and a bloke with a suspicious semi hanging out near a crack den. That’s right, ladies and gents, it’s the Lockdown Show, and we’re a whole month into this new ’thing.’
I was chatting to Sue Perkins the other day and he suggested the show has had a similar impact to that of Budget Bike Battle. At first, I laughed it off, but reading the comments, emails and messages from you guys, and the fact that there’s a tangible community spirit within the 44T camp during such a shit period, he may well be right. Obviously, the viewing numbers aren’t in the same league but we hope this low-rent series is bring joy/relief/entertainment/megaloz or something.
Anyway, joining the news this week is a veritable feast of features – Fat Chat, James Holland’s tip of the week, Show Us Your Growler, etc – and there’s a raging rant on ’smart’ motorways.
And we have an absolute banger of a giveaway: an Arai helmet of YOUR choice. Other than people who posses a bizarrely-shaped head, or those who hated Kevin Schwantz, every boy has dreamed of owning an Arai.