Next week: Riding BvG’s KTM 1290 Super Duke R

Yep, I’ve got the keys to the original Jizz Machine: Baron von Grumble’s KTM 1290 Super Duke R. After riding it, winning it (not sure how), crashing it and fixing it, his lordship has relinquished the keys and she’s now primed for a spring-time spanking.

Although it took me a while to gel with KTM’s new supernaked, there’s not a lot to dislike about this particular 1290. To look at BvG’s creation is enough of a treat in itself and the Gucci aftermarket triple clamps are the highlight of the mod-fest. We’ll be tearing up the south west of England next week, so check back soon.

Have a great weekend you sexy people. Jizzy-jizzy bang-bang, or something…